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Let’s get one thing straight. It’s not “How much would you LIKE to be paid?” We’d all like to receive a million dollars for eating a spider. That’s not going to happen. The question is really, “How much money would you refuse?” I’d eat a non-deadly spider for $35. If you handed me MORE»

It’s funny, I’ve never technically fucked a whore. Here’s why I avoid that whole scene: MORE»

When Lesley appeared in the tabloids next to Chloe, some of you asked, “What does she do?” implying she’s a trust fund kid. This is what she does. By the way, what is with this trust fund myth? MORE»

One of the last times I was up in Montreal, I was having drinks amongst some members of a local rock band- let’s call them Rolf Crusade- who’d devised a pretty childish word game, wherein you substitute a word in a given album title with the word “dump”. MORE»

Dear Dickhead,

Please stop posting all that gross shit. Lola Ferrari tits? Cutting emo girls? Hemorrhoids (that was like a week ago but it made my RSS reader barf so I remember it)? C’mon, man. MORE»

I think it was during the Schnitzel craze of ‘01 that the word schadenfreude started showing up everywhere (zeitgeist was also popularized but I won’t waste time on that shitty word.) MORE»